BeYoYo is cutting four teeth, so he's been having some diarrhea. (See last week's post on birth control.) The diarrhea is causing some gnarly diaper rash, and his poor bum has been blistered. We're using plenty of butt paste and it's clearing up, but I've also let him be pantless outside to air the whole thing out.
On Saturday he and I were playing outside on the front porch, painting a Mother's Day stepping stone for my mom and letting his butt air out. A potential buyer was at our neighbor's house standing on their front porch. I was pretending not to listen to them, but they were on the phone to someone saying they couldn't get in to see the house. Just then, I heard a pttttthhhhh. Out of nowhere there was a shitsplosion on the front porch. BeYoYo was just as surprised as I was.
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| Crouching Tiger Hidden Disentary There was no warning. No stomach grumbling, not the smallest whine. Just a noise and it was everywhere. And he was in the perfect position so that very little got on him, although a little did splatter on the stepping stone. Happy Mother's Day! I was paralyzed. Did this really just happen? Of course The Husband was not home. The first thing I could think to do was to take a picture to prove to him that these are the things his angel children do when he's not around. I knew no one would believe just a description of this yearbook-worthy event. Then I got it together enough to pick BeYoYo up and take him in to the bath (again). When we came back out the defecation station remained on the porch, but the perspective buyers were gone. Was it something we said? |
How big is his cock
ReplyDeleteI would definitely place a vibrator on your sons smooth little boy penis ( your son on the left with his little boy legs wide open) making him feel good and making his smooth little boy peepee get bigger then I would take him out of the tub and lay him down on the ground and I would lay down next to him and stick his smooth little boy penis into my mouth and place the vibrator back on his smooth little boy balls making him moan and spurt his sweet and gooey little boy cum into my mouth and I swallow every last drop of his sweet little boy cum then I stick my penis into his bum and listen to him moan and scream and I said that’s it good boy I love your little boys penis and how sweet and slippery your penis head is then I took my penis out and licked his sloppy little boy penis head off and then I placed the vibrator on his smooth little boy penis head and he asked me why did you play with my gooey little boy penis head? Then I said because it was really shiny and it tasted really yummy then he started exploding his sweet and gooey little boy cum on the vibrator and I said oh baby boy that was so sexy I love when you spurt your warm gooey little boy gooey cum out from your little boy penis head then I licked his penis head off. Then I grabbed his little brother from the right and I said I love your little boy penis head then I gently licked his penis head and he giggled and I started stroking his penis off and he moaned then he started peeing and I said that’s it good boy then I started licking his smooth little boy penis head off then I stuck my finger up his bum then I made him explode his cum then he said I never did that before then I said first time for everything then I started sucking on his penis and cleaning his penis off from all his gooey and yummy little boy cum and I stuck my hand down in between his legs and squeezed his testicals then jammed my penis into his bum and he started screaming and I said I know it hurts sweetie but you brought this on yourself with your cute little boy bum and cute little boy penis so smooth then I pulled out and licked his bum and left
ReplyDeleteI would love to fuck your little boys bum his bum is so sexy and fat. He doesn’t even need any lube for that beautiful fat boy bum he has all his shit that exploded out of him made me so fucking huge and I will definitely grab your really sexy boy and jam my erected penis up inside of your son using his beautiful shit that came out of him. I will cover his mouth before fucking the sexiest little smoothest toddler boy I have ever seen. I will suck him off as well then clean his sexy bum off with my tongue so that his toddler boy bum is clean and he doesn’t get an infection. I bet that a stranger sees your sexy little boy is completely naked and then the stranger walks over to your son and tells him to stand up so he does not the stranger just strokes your little boy penis and licks your sexy sons juice off of his penis head then the stranger says I love dirty little boys especially the boy bums then the stranger covers your sexy son’s mouth and then the stranger said you’re boy bum tastes super sexy and sweet and then he jams his penis in your son and cums inside of your sons bum.
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