2020 in Quotes

Yes, these are a year late. I found them saved on my phone from the post I meant to do last year. These include lockdown, digital learning, working from home, and so much togetherness. 

2020 quotes 

• Yes prissy is a grown up, but you can’t stay home with just her. You have to be with a human grown up. 
• You can’t wear sweat pants to a funeral. 
• You don’t need to trade toys at school, and you sure don’t need to trade your brother’s toys. 
• No one is naked at a funeral. 
• How did you hurt your eye when you were peeing?
• Quit trying to blow dry your testicles and come eat breakfast. 
• How did the wash cloth end up in the toilet?
• You don’t have to pull up my dress to brush your teeth. 
• Germs are real. Cooties are not. 
• No one in our family is a bounty hunter. 
• It’s cheap whiskey, not cheese whiskey. 
• No pogo sticking on the stairs, please. 
• A mole is much smaller than a human. 
• Nintendo is not the boss of you. 
• No, clicking on the terminix ad doesn’t count as your schoolwork for today. 
• When I say go brush your teeth, there isn’t any learning to play songs on the keyboard in that request. 
• Did you agree for him to kill you? 
• You’ve got to take a bath if you get spit on by a llama or sneezed on by a buffalo. 
• He’s crying bc he punched you in the nose?
• Do not kill anyone else today. 
• People aren’t going to want to come over to play if you try to hurt them.
• You don’t have to narrate your burps. 
• Humans don’t sniff each other’s butts 
• I’m not in charge of what other people name their stores. 
• Don’t lick your hands before you hold someone’s hand. 
• You don’t have to narrate any vomit, no matter whose it is. 
• You don’t need a ukelele to brush your teeth. 
• Did you get bacon grease in your eyes? Don’t rub your eyes with bacony fingers, I think that’s why you’re thinking you're blind. 
• Don’t video anyone getting out of the shower. 
• No more splits on the stairs. 
• If someone is trying to tell you about your day tomorrow, you don’t interrupt them to talk about lemurs. 
• You can’t hug people in football. 
• I do like that galloping but right now it’s time to get dressed. 
• Somebody is probably more likely to snuggle with you when you’re not naked 
• Oh, I did say we need a whole egg. But actually we need to crack it first. 
• Why is there a beef jerky ion my bed?
• Why are you riding the kitchen cabinet?
• When I’m trying to concentrate on driving safely on a busy highway I can’t turn around to look at a food family. 
• Handcuffs without the chain would just be bracelets. 
• You’re lucky I’m ignoring you. 
• One stilt is harder than two stilts. And I need you to come inside for lunch. 
• The wisemen didn’t wear hoodies. 
• I still need you to pull up Google classroom even if your ear is folded.

If you want to keep going, you can find the 2019 quotes here