When our 16 year old beagle died during lockdown, I tried to write a post about her. I mean I did write it, technically, but I never finished it. Then I didn't want to come back to the blog because it wasn't finished and I couldn't finish it. So I wrote nothing for over a year, but now I'm back with my list of quotes that the adults in our family have said out loud in 2021.
- If a restaurant has a jackelope that's usually a clue that it's not fancy.
- We're not avenging anyone today.
- It doesn't matter if you put a Rubik's cube on your nuts or if you just made someone think you put a Rubik's cube on your nuts, go put it up.
- I've never seen a bird penis either but I think they exist.
- I don't think people can have groundhogs as pets.
- We are not paying extra for Alexa to have additional types of farts.
- I don't think there's professional putt putt.
- Please stop burping on my back.
- You don't need a balloon pump to go to bed.
- I don't think people will pay for cow bones.
- It's okay if you want turkey feathers in the house, just please don't leave them on the table.
- I don't want to see a toilet trick during dinner, okay?
- I don't think there are bandaids specifically for Komodo Dragons, but I'm not sure.
- Crayons are not made from earwax.
- When I'm driving I can't keep turning around to watch your carrot.
- You're sitting on meat and such.
- I don't think they do make muzzles for humans.
- I'm not going to let you put a live goldfish in your mouth anyway.
- No, let's not yeet that sucker into the yard.
- Is "rat nostrils" the best dinner conversation?
- You cannot sprain your face.
And, since I didn't write anything in 2020, I have those quotes here also.
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