Snoring

The other night we were laying in bed and we had this familiar exchange.

Me: Roll over. You're snoring.
Husband: What?
Me: You're snoring. Roll over.
Husband (outraged): Snoring! I wasn't even asleep.

He immediately fell back asleep, and began snoring again. Loudly. In my ear. So I rolled over, got my cell phone and used the voice recorder to record his snores. I tried not to laugh out loud. Then, while he was still asleep, I turned the volume up, put the phone next to his ear and played it back.

"Whaaaaa?" He said, waking up in a panic.

Me: Oh, that snoring in your ear woke you up? I'm sorry. Maybe you should roll over. And he did.