I present to you, 2016 In Quotes....
If you get out of the closet and take the towel off your head you'll be able to see better.
Did you get all the glitter off your penis?
Get your turkey baster, it's bath time.
Don't lick the tub.
If I can hear you touching him it's too rough.
You're not the boss of water.
I'm not taking a slug to Sam's today.
It's not nice manners to go to someone else's house and ask for food. Unless it's Halloween.
Leaves are made out of leaves. Go ask daddy.
It's really hard to catch a bird with your hands.
You're not the boss of how he looks through binoculars.
I need less screaming this morning.
I don't think you'll be able to see inside your own bum.
Stop fighting near the stairs.
He drank a cup full of the dog's flea bath water.
Stop licking that.
Closing someone in the refrigerator is not a gentle touch.
Can you put the pasta you threw up back on your plate?
Don't throw up until I call poison control.
We don't put horses in anybody's bum.
You smile for the picture right now.
If you can't keep the water in the tub you can't take anymore baths.
Please don't eat any more of my ferns.
I don't think you can accidentally bite somebody's bum.
Nudity is more of an inside hobby.
Let's think of another way for you to wake me up other than knocking on my throat.
The sun doesn't have a vagina.
The transformer does not need communion, let's leave him on the seat.
Is that poop or chocolate?
No more hiccups!
Why are you sitting on his head?
I'm calling Santa.
Who's blood is that?
He just ate a skittle from the dog's mouth.
If anyone pulls your arm off you never have to play with that person again, I promise.
Did you just threaten that he could never eat another banana in his whole life?
I don't want tadpoles in the good silverware.
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